{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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Eupithecia sutiliata is a moth in the family Geometridae. It is found in south-eastern Russia and Mount Chelmos in Greece. It is also found in Iran.
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